Welcome to my little hub of homemade comics. My name is Ryan and I'm a 20 year old from Baltimore, Maryland. I'm a sophomore studying Graphic Design and Illustration at MICA.
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#148
I’ve stopped repressing how embarrassing it is to have this song stuck in my head, and just made a comic instead.
Interesting choice of words. God I love this song.
“The Future Freaks me Out” -Motion City Soundtrack
Hot Air Balloon - Owl City
“I’ll be out of my mind and you’ll be out of ideas pretty soon!”
I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus - Standstill
I lawled a good 5 minutes when I heard this, then listened to it again.
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LYRICS:
I saw Daddy kissing Santa Clause
Underneath the mistletoe last night
Saw spots of green and red
Get these thoughts out of my head
I wish that I’d rolled over
and gone back to sleep instead
Not that there’s anything wrong with that
I saw Daddy tickle Santa Clause
Underneath his beard so snowy white
I couldn’t make a noise
Yeah, who would’ve thought that he liked boys?
It seems that he’s much further in
the closet than my toys
What would the, Son say?
What would the, Wife say?
What would the, friends say?
What would the, wife say?
What would the, Son say?
What would the, wife say?
What would the, friends say?
What would Jesus say?
Then mommy and Daddy are kissing Santa Clause
It’s a three way, three way tonight
I tell you it was rough
Seeing Mom as fingercuffs
Maybe this year, since Dad is queer,
I’ll get some better stuff
Not that there’s anything wrong with that
Not that there’s anything wrong with that
I saw Daddy kissing Santa Clause
I saw Daddy kissing Santa Clause
I saw Daddy kissing Santa Clause
I saw Daddy kissing Santa Clause
I saw Daddy kissing Santa Clause
Christmas In Hollywood - Hollywood Undead
Here’s some pleasant Christmas carol profanity to make you smile! :)
Yo Yo Yo! All you sucka MCs ain’t got nothin’ on me!
From my grades, to my lines you can’t touch Kevin G!
I’m a mathlete, so nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard
I’m like James Bond the third, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred -
I’m Kevin Gnapoor! The G’s silent when I sneak through your door.
And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor.
I don’t play it like Shaggy, you’ll know it was me.
Cause the next time you see her she’ll be like, OOH! KEVIN G!
