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Welcome to my little hub of homemade comics. My name is Ryan and I'm a 20 year old from Baltimore, Maryland. I'm a sophomore studying Graphic Design and Illustration at MICA.

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11th April 2012

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#148

I’ve stopped repressing how embarrassing it is to have this song stuck in my head, and just made a comic instead. 

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4th December 2010

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#29

BUT HE NEEDS BLANKETS

Tags Do you hear what I hearsongchristmasmerry christmasxmascomics

26th February 2010

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Interesting choice of words. God I love this song.

"The Future Freaks me Out" -Motion City Soundtrack

Tags Motion City SoundtrackThe Future Freaks Me OutSongLyrics

18th January 2010

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Hot Air Balloon - Owl City

"I’ll be out of my mind and you’ll be out of ideas pretty soon!"

Playcount: 170

Tags OwlCityOwl CityHot Air BalloonSongMusic

8th December 2009

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2009 Auto-tuned

SERIOUSLY BEST THING ON THE INTERNET! -OF ALL TIME!

Tags Meme2009auto tuneautotunesong2009 in autotuneobamalady gaga

8th December 2009

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Lady Ga GAccapella

Tags GaGaGa GaLady GaGaAcapellaSongCool

8th December 2009

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I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus - Standstill

I lawled a good 5 minutes when I heard this, then listened to it again.

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LYRICS:

I saw Daddy kissing Santa Clause 
Underneath the mistletoe last night 
Saw spots of green and red 
Get these thoughts out of my head 
I wish that I’d rolled over 
and gone back to sleep instead 

Not that there’s anything wrong with that 

I saw Daddy tickle Santa Clause 
Underneath his beard so snowy white 
I couldn’t make a noise 
Yeah, who would’ve thought that he liked boys? 
It seems that he’s much further in 
the closet than my toys 

What would the, Son say? 
What would the, Wife say? 
What would the, friends say? 
What would the, wife say? 
What would the, Son say? 
What would the, wife say? 
What would the, friends say? 
What would Jesus say? 

Then mommy and Daddy are kissing Santa Clause 
It’s a three way, three way tonight 
I tell you it was rough 
Seeing Mom as fingercuffs 
Maybe this year, since Dad is queer, 
I’ll get some better stuff 

Not that there’s anything wrong with that 
Not that there’s anything wrong with that 

I saw Daddy kissing Santa Clause 
I saw Daddy kissing Santa Clause 
I saw Daddy kissing Santa Clause 
I saw Daddy kissing Santa Clause 
I saw Daddy kissing Santa Clause

Playcount: 210

Tags I saw daddy kissing santa clauskisssanta clausgaylolsongchristmas

4th December 2009

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Christmas In Hollywood - Hollywood Undead

Here’s some pleasant Christmas carol profanity to make you smile! :)

Playcount: 210

Tags Hollywood UndeadSongChristmas In HollywoodChristmas Carol

18th November 2009

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Yo Yo Yo! All you sucka MCs ain’t got nothin’ on me! 
From my grades, to my lines you can’t touch Kevin G! 
I’m a mathlete, so nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard 
I’m like James Bond the third, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred -
I’m Kevin Gnapoor! The G’s silent when I sneak through your door. 
And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. 
I don’t play it like Shaggy, you’ll know it was me. 
Cause the next time you see her she’ll be like, OOH! KEVIN G!

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